The worst. Absolute worst.

Costco has introduced a new item to its food course offerings, the chicken & bacon sandwich ($7), and my husband had the brilliant idea to get one for me. For himself, he got a tried and true hotdog. It was awful. So awful that I threatened to divorce him over the slight.

The sandwich comes in thick, dense, dry and just overwhelming ciabatta. Ciabatta can be good if it’s bakery fresh, but this was just a huge mess and close to inedible. The problem, however, were the actual ingredients. My husband foolishly thought that it would contain some of the same rotisserie chicken Costco uses for its chicken salad. Alas, it did not. It has “oven roasted chicken breast” by which they mean thin processed chicken slices, with that same super-salty and chemical flavor of processed turkey. I personally hate it.

I did like the bacon jam, but it couldn’t stand to the horrible flavor of the chicken. I took one bite of the whole thing and told Mike he’d been scammed.